[转贴]“龟兔赛跑”中兔子失败的N种版本
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>普通版:兔子自高自大,比赛中途睡了一觉,结果让乌龟赢了。</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>智谋版:乌龟让孪生兄弟埋伏在终点线附近,自己中途悄悄溜走,不明真相的裁判果然宣布乌龟胜利。</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">意外版:兔子取胜心切,速度过快,一头撞在大树上,结果终于满足了“守株待兔”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>60</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">年的那位农夫的心愿。</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>传奇版:乌龟事先拜孙悟空为师,学艺三年终于掌握腾云驾雾之术,自然兔子难以取胜。</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>恐怖版:兔子快到终点,突然发现前面树丛里埋伏着一只吊睛白额猛虎,可怜的兔子赶紧跑回家,谁知那是乌龟预先放置的塑料老虎。</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">军事版:乌龟全家趁黑夜在比赛的道路上预先挖下一个陷阱,结果兔子</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">商业版:乌龟贿赂兔子,如果兔子假装失败,那么将得到比奖品还丰厚</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>N</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">倍的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>200</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">根大萝卜,兔子经过反复斟酌,终于同意交易。</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>政治版:乌龟对兔子说,如果让乌龟取胜,数量众多的乌龟家族将对兔子竞选动物王国外交大臣投赞成票,兔子同意了。</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">爱情版:兔子在比赛途中,碰见了一个漂亮的兔</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">,光顾谈情说爱,结果,哈哈</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>家庭版:兔子正在比赛,突然接到兔太太发来的短信,兔宝宝发高烧,急需送往医院治疗,富有家庭责任感的兔爸爸为了孩子毅然放弃了比赛。</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT size=3>戏剧版:兔子决定发扬友谊第一,比赛第二的精神,坚持将冠军让给可怜巴巴的乌龟。</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii[转贴]“龟兔赛跑”中兔子失败的N种版本
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