[转贴]“龟兔赛跑”中兔子失败的N种版本

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< class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"><FONT size=3>普通版：兔子自高自大，比赛中途睡了一觉，结果让乌龟赢了。</FONT></SPAN></P>< class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"><FONT size=3>智谋版：乌龟让孪生兄弟埋伏在终点线附近，自己中途悄悄溜走，不明真相的裁判果然宣布乌龟胜利。</FONT></SPAN></P>< class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">意外版：兔子取胜心切，速度过快，一头撞在大树上，结果终于满足了“守株待兔”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>60</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">年的那位农夫的心愿。</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"><FONT size=3>传奇版：乌龟事先拜孙悟空为师，学艺三年终于掌握腾云驾雾之术，自然兔子难以取胜。</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"><FONT size=3>恐怖版：兔子快到终点，突然发现前面树丛里埋伏着一只吊睛白额猛虎，可怜的兔子赶紧跑回家，谁知那是乌龟预先放置的塑料老虎。</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">军事版：乌龟全家趁黑夜在比赛的道路上预先挖下一个陷阱，结果兔子</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">商业版：乌龟贿赂兔子，如果兔子假装失败，那么将得到比奖品还丰厚</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>N</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">倍的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>200</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">根大萝卜，兔子经过反复斟酌，终于同意交易。</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"><FONT size=3>政治版：乌龟对兔子说，如果让乌龟取胜，数量众多的乌龟家族将对兔子竞选动物王国外交大臣投赞成票，兔子同意了。</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">爱情版：兔子在比赛途中，碰见了一个漂亮的兔</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">，光顾谈情说爱，结果，哈哈</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>……</SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"><FONT size=3>家庭版：兔子正在比赛，突然接到兔太太发来的短信，兔宝宝发高烧，急需送往医院治疗，富有家庭责任感的兔爸爸为了孩子毅然放弃了比赛。</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;"><FONT size=3>戏剧版：兔子决定发扬友谊第一，比赛第二的精神，坚持将冠军让给可怜巴巴的乌龟。</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii

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