校园经典搞笑英语

清玉

1． We two who and who？ <>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;咱俩谁跟谁啊！ <>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;2． How are you ? how old are you? <>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;怎么是你，怎么老是你？ <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;3． You don&#39;t bird me,I don&#39;t bird you. <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;4． You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together .</P><P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ </P><P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;5． Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!! <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;有事起奏，无事退朝 <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;6．What is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool! <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;什么是IMU3.0？IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具！ <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;7． You Give Me Stop!! <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;你给我站住！ <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;8． Know is know noknow is noknow. <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;知之为知之，不知为不知… <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;9． WATCH SISTER <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;表妹 <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10． IMU3.0 both can do what??? <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;IMU上直接查找和添加QQ、MSN好友。在2.6版本中，IMU虽然兼容了QQ和MSN，但纯粹是把QQ、MSN的用户群绑定在IMU界面上，既不能添加好友也不能互发文件，造成许多不便。现在，3.0终于做到了完全兼容，以后只要打开IMU3.0，所有聊天工具一网打尽。 <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;11． American Chinese not enough <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;美中不足 <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;13． heart flower angry open <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;心花怒放 <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;14． go past no mistake past <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;走过路过，不要错过 <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;15．小明：I am sorry! <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;老外：I am sorry too! <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;小明：I am sorry three! <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;老外：What are you sorry for? <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;小明：I am sorry five! <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;要钱没有，要命一条。 <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;17． I call Li old big. toyear 25. <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;我叫李老大，今年25。 <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;18． You have two down son。 <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;你有两下子。 <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;19． as far as you go to die <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;有多远，死多远！！！！ <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;20． I give you face you don&#39;&#39;t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. <P>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。</P>

陈艳

这麽经典呀！

rainoxu

Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!


不错,呵呵~~!

dick666

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zhoukeqk1213

大家都来看一下不错不错

zhoukeqk1213

:2: 还是想再看一下