[转贴]大学生的人生感悟之爆笑版

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< style="LINE-HEIGHT: 160%"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;">no1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;&#39;">：大学这四年里，我一直认为自己是个人才，可是我错了，我不是！我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;">tmd</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;&#39;">竟然是一个天才！！！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>< style="LINE-HEIGHT: 160%"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;">no2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;&#39;">：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;">1949</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;&#39;">年</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;&#39;">月</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;">28</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;&#39;">日，我被捕了。第一天，敌人严刑拷打我，我没招。第二天，敌人用辣椒水泼我，我还是没招。第三天，敌人用美人计，我招了。第四天，我还想招，可</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;">tmd</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;&#39;">的解放了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>< style="LINE-HEIGHT: 160%"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;">no3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;&#39;">：俺用筷子把刚刚打的米饭里的一根“头发”高高举在食堂窗口，看着食堂大师傅脸上青一阵白一阵那狼狈样，俺心里一阵狂得意：嘿，今儿中午吃饭又可以不花钱了。旁边盛菜的小伙抬头看见了，一拍大师傅的肩膀：“老刘，刚才小便又没洗手？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="LINE-HEIGHT: 160%"><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;">no4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;&#39;">：我把硬币抛向空中——如果正面朝上，就上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;">bbs </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;&#39;">；如果背面朝上，就上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;">qq </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;&#39;">；如果硬币立起来，我就去自习～</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;"> </SPAN></FONT></P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: &#39;&#39;"><o:p><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 401.25pt; mso-cellspacing: 0cm; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=535 border=0><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="B

饵块卷大葱

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虫虫蝶蝶

好玩

河北的第八匹狼

好象很好玩 犀利挂拉

饵块卷大葱

<>你TMD 的八楼的，欺负本姑娘。是你先骂人，我也不得不骂狗了。</P><>小心遭报应<IMG src="http://ynutx.net/images/Emotions/40.gif"></P>

lylkm

<>很好玩</P><>&nbsp;</P>

逃亡

有点意思 谢楼猪

椰子糖有点苦

<>好笑吗？</P><>不知道，笑中也有深意！</P>

鬼葬

<>这不是笑中有笑吗？</P><>&nbsp;</P>

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